Random Thread - Anything Goes
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My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
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A boy scout says to his scout leader, “Sir, is this snake poisonous?”
The scout leader says, “No, that snake’s not poisonous at all.”
So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.
The scout leader says, “But that snake IS venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let’s get it right next time, boys.”
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Java is to JavaScript what car is to carpet.
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